Things I am grateful for: Smoking just 3 cigs. Working out 3 days in a row. Having pretty lazy couple of days. Annika being a freak show.…… Read more “Grateful|QOTD|A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.”
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Grateful|QOTD| What’s “68”? You do me and I owe you one.
Things I am grateful for: Mum getting a job in a kindergarten. Getting more responsibility at work. GM trusting me with more work. Things I need to…… Read more “Grateful|QOTD| What’s “68”? You do me and I owe you one.”
Grateful|QOTD|What do you call a truckload of vibrators? Toys for Twats.
Things I am grateful for: Spending majority of the day with Antheia. Alve being out of danger. The burger. Getting the pants button stitched. Things I need…… Read more “Grateful|QOTD|What do you call a truckload of vibrators? Toys for Twats.”
17 things I was grateful for 2017
Not dying last night. This amazing roller coaster ride of changing country. Easing into Bangladesh life. Mum & Dad Ending the year on a high. Bindi getting…… Read more “17 things I was grateful for 2017”
Get your hands on ungettable Poor Charlie’s Almanack
I have been looking for this book all over bookstores in India, USA, UK, Singapore, Nepal and Bangladesh but to no avail! Then I took to the…… Read more “Get your hands on ungettable Poor Charlie’s Almanack”
Grateful|QOTD|Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
Things I am grateful for: Practicing bike and actually improved since the last time. The dinner with shuvra and wye. Leaving work early. Going to shaokee’s place.…… Read more “Grateful|QOTD|Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.”
Grateful|QOTD|No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.
Things I am grateful for: Coffee from the boss. The intense sexting with Annika. Off day tomorrow. Playing with Anthea. Having 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep. Things…… Read more “Grateful|QOTD|No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.”
Grateful|QOTD| Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
Things I am grateful for: Getting extra $$$. Getting our design approved by the PD. Conversation with Wye. The quick and intense workout today. The empty gym Things…… Read more “Grateful|QOTD| Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.”
Grateful|QOTD|Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.
Things I am grateful for: Getting my first client as the gym instructor. The awesomeass breakfast. The snickers for lunch. The weighing machine at the gym. Not…… Read more “Grateful|QOTD|Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.”
Grateful|QOTD|The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Things I am grateful for: Badminton and then gymming. Chilling so much with HR manager. The uber-simple lunch. Things I need to fix whenever, wherever, however, whatever: No…… Read more “Grateful|QOTD|The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.”
I am Aranab 